Spooky Charcuterie Board

Ancient Crunch

Category

Snack

A little eerie, a little elegant, this spooky-season charcuterie board is all treats, no tricks. Think citrusy pops of satsuma orange, creamy cheese, smoky cold cuts, and crunchy Vandy Crisps, all arranged in perfectly haunting harmony. It’s the ultimate Halloween grazing board: easy to build, fun to decorate, and too cute to eat (almost).

Spooky Charcuterie Board

Ingredients

  • Satsuma oranges, peeled and segmented

  • Celery sticks

  • Salsa (or your favorite bright, spicy dip)

  • Olives

  • Cheese — a mix of soft and sharp 

  • Cold cuts (salami, prosciutto, or turkey slices)

  • Nuts (almonds, pecans, or walnuts)

  • Vandy Crisps, for crunch and dipping

Directions

  1. Start with a large board or platter — black or wooden works best for that Halloween mood.

  2. Arrange small bowls for olives, nuts, and salsa. Fan out your cheeses and cold cuts, then add satsuma slices and celery.

  3. Finish with a big handful of Vandy Crisps and serve.

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